Does this mole look suspicious?
Answer:
No, it does not look suspicious.
It looks like the kind of mole which, if you notice it, is going to have to be removed. (Although it’s not likely to become cancerous.)
This mole though, surely must be suspicious
This mole looks like it might be the kind of mole that just sits in your backyard a lot and makes you feel kind of guilty when you steal tomatoes from it
Which is both suspicious and remarkable. I’m pretty sure that in the past 10,000 years no mole has sat in the backyard of an American home, unbidden, and eaten tomatoes















